9:00 - STARTING...bah stupid recap...come on abc, like i DONT watch this show

9:01 - CHICKENS

9:03 - dead chicken

9:04 - chicken salad? what is with this chicken theme?!

9:05 - little ben + helping sayid = bad idea...commercial, now i want chicken salad, damn it lost

9:08 - who the eff is this dude....you better pay for those damages mr.

9:09 - sayid looks like a woman

9:10 - nice car, ben

9:13 - earth to juliet your bacon's a-burnin'...i know kate looks good but jeez quit checkin out her and jacky boy

9:16 - sayid needs to quit being a little bitch, just dharma-up already

9:20 - hurley is chef boyardee haha

9:23 - santo domingo my ass...that is clearly hawaii

9:24 - "you're capable of things most men aren't" THATS WHAT SHE SAID, ZING!

9:28 - sayid better not tell them...he better not! or he could, i could care less...blah, i need a smirnoff to make this more exciting

9:29 - commercial break...btw WHERE IS FARADAY?!?! so much for being a series regular, he's been gone for like 4 weeks

9:36 - "where did you come from"....ma mere?

9:37 - radzinsky STFU

9:38 - damn kate makes one sexy auto mechanic

9:39 - juliet, please shut your face off, your looks are driving me INSANE

9:40 - oh please dont call ann arbor, anything but that! the horror! the horror!

9:42 - nice knowing you sayid, even I was raising my hand there

9:44 - SAMANTHA WHO!!! ok i'm done

9:46 - go sayid! way to sleep with the secret agent

9:49 - kate and sawyer's awkward "heeeeys & hiiis" are really unnecessary and dumbing this episode up even more

9:50 - runaway burning dharma van!!!

9:51 - firefighter jack to the rescue! he's not just a janitor you know

9:57 - sayid's going to need some serious therapy after this flight hahaha

10:00 - W T F W T F W T F W T F BEN IS DEAD...BOOM!

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Ok so that was largely boring, but the last 5 seconds was amazing, I need to process...