That's right. I'm starting off this Lost review with a vent on Scrubs first. I don't think I have ever been so disgusted by 30 mins of television (oh wait...every episode of Kath & Kim). As I watched this, I noticed something, something out of place...severely out of place...but what oh what could it be??? Let us see:
NO JD
NO Kelso
NO Janitor
NO Carla
NO Ted
NO COX
(NO Pun Intended)
I do not have any idea how this episode ever saw the light of day. Seriously, this is the FINAL season, there are like 8 episodes left...and what do they do??? Start removing main characters. Wow, smart move.
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Now onto Lost...which was AMAZING (and not just because Kate was in it for 40 out of 42 minutes....ok, it was)
The cat is out of the bag! Sawyer's whisper secret was about his daughter...and quite frankly if anyone is surprised by this they should not be watching this show. Saw that coming a mile away.
Hurley and Miles are hilarious, they should just get a spin off once this show ends.
Kate looks adorable...at all times. But she should probably put a short leash on Aaron, wouldn't want Claire look-a-likes making off with him, now do we?
"This Jack sounds like a piece of work" BEST LINE
I'm still not convinced. Kate dumping off Aaron to Claire's mommy was still far too random. That is NOT a good reason to up and screw Jack and hop on a flight back to island land. Sorry, Lost, I can't justify this one.
Innocence Lost. That is the subtext of this ENTIRE SHOW. Ben is bad because of Kate and Sawyer haha you suckers. Now you've got some splainin' to do when everybody wants to know where the eff Ben is.
Uh oh, Locke's still alive: Ben you have a problem. And now you must go into smokey's house of island terror to be judged for your sins. Can't wait for next week, it's going to be amazing to see Lost entangle science with religion with pillars of smoke that ruthlessly kill people.
-MMS
1 comments:
Kate's backstory was a complete waste of time, akin to scenes from Penny's boat (Instead of "WE HAVE TO LIE" it was "AHH WE LIED"). Not only that, but, as you say, it did not give anything close to a satisfying explanation for the worst scene in the show's history ("I'm sad, make love to me").
And, of course, they didn't have the balls to do anything interesting with Ben. They teased us with the exchange between Hurley and Miles about Ben not remembering Sayid and then screamed FUCK YOU AUDIENCE when Richard revealed that he wouldn't remember anything. OoOoOo spooky!
The only thing that redeems this episode is the revelation that Ben was some sort of zombie all along. I could get on board with that.
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